"Leave me alone!!" I screamed at my siblings.
"They're making fun of me, Mommy!" I whined.
I was about 3 (my sister says 6) years old, and the baby of the family. There were 7 of us kids.
"Please!" I pled. "Do something!"
"Tell them to quit looking at me, Mom!" I bawled again, pathetically.
But they wouldn't stop. They were having way too much fun!
So, I crawled into the one place where my mean brothers and sisters couldn't hurt me - - - -
UNDER MOM'S DRESS!
Now, this really made them howl with laughter
Then I wrapped myself around her legs.
"Look at the little baby!" They hooted. "He's hiding under his mommy's dress!"
"Now that's enough children." Mom said, and they'd let up, for a while.
I finally had to stop doing it, because as I grew bigger, I started exposing Mom's legs way too much!
Over the many years since then, my siblings still tease me about the hiding-under-the-dress thing.
But I'm proud that I was such a genius to come up with an innovative idea like hiding - - - -
Under Mom's Dress!
"They're making fun of me, Mommy!" I whined.
I was about 3 (my sister says 6) years old, and the baby of the family. There were 7 of us kids.
"Please!" I pled. "Do something!"
"Tell them to quit looking at me, Mom!" I bawled again, pathetically.
But they wouldn't stop. They were having way too much fun!
So, I crawled into the one place where my mean brothers and sisters couldn't hurt me - - - -
UNDER MOM'S DRESS!
Now, this really made them howl with laughter
Then I wrapped myself around her legs.
"Look at the little baby!" They hooted. "He's hiding under his mommy's dress!"
"Now that's enough children." Mom said, and they'd let up, for a while.
I finally had to stop doing it, because as I grew bigger, I started exposing Mom's legs way too much!
Over the many years since then, my siblings still tease me about the hiding-under-the-dress thing.
But I'm proud that I was such a genius to come up with an innovative idea like hiding - - - -
Under Mom's Dress!
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